Mark's B-day/ Annis's Battles!

So Tonight was Mark's B-day. First off Venessa his ever-kind wife made him wear a birthday crown on the bus:) He looked very cute!
Anyways the real point of this blog, his b-day dinner. So there we are spending the big bucks and having Sushi. It was sooo yummy. I miss my local joint Barcelona. Back to the story, there we are eating when we hear this bumping music. You might be thinking car, but oh no, it was a campaign truck with dancing girls. They were full on having a dance party on the back of the truck. All the people around came out on their balconies to watch. It was very much the scene. The girls wore one piece lime green suits with the man's name who was running the election plastered across their tummies. Very hot. I would love to say they were amazing but lets be honest I could have taught them a thing or two.
So after our little dance show I had to go buy presents for my secret friend. A secret friend is just like a secret Santa and yes we are doing it in September for no good reason other then that we want presents. The best part of all this craziness is that we got to make a wish list for our secret friend. On my list I had, rope, garlic press, wine, can opener and ice cream. All the basics. So anyways, there we are at the store standing in line. Venessa makes some joke about buying condoms for my secret friend. We giggle and then the lady in front of us decides that she wants to be part of the condom fun and picks them up to see what we are laughing at and then shows her husband who smiles at the infuego condoms. By this point Venessa and I are bright red.
So this is about when the old lady with the bread tries to cut me. Literally she just walked straight up and stood in front of me. So in my fab Spanish I decided to put her in her place. I don't know why I pick the battles I do, I mean an old lady, but anyways that was the battle I wanted to win. Hence, I announced that there were many people in line and cut the old lady off:0 I am so badass.